vivalaausten: greydelisle: The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.
k-hiq: hikaribakuras: holyjazspers: horton hears a huh horton hears a what horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE horton hears a hater
adumundead: shimmyshimmycocoapuffs: thetragiccomedian: alinatotheleft: feathers-theangel: musicbeatstherapy: jelee-: rockpapertheodore: tinyspacebabe: ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore you sound fannytroubled a little bootybothered if you ask me someone’s having a little tushytantrum a bit asswounded Don’t be so bumbugged A bit of a colon...
elysionsprincess: vanehsensei: slenderlock: singarequiem: techno4tomcats: People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer No seriously oh my fucking god OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND HOLY FUCK I CAN’T BREATHE “I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my...
okatu: jeSUS CHRIST
tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode
physicalvocalist: fallen-angel-in-the-tardis: lembas-and-cram: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: rendezvousramen: addictedtopunsandpizza: macaronivevo: jesuschristvevo: is it data or data is it route or route is it caramel or caramel is it either or either is it read or read is it lead or lead Maybe its Maybelline I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s...
genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem You can’t even see your problem
shutupaubrey: lookin at yo girl like
percypan: THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45